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REAL IMPORTANT TAXES

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†Tax his land Tax his bed Tax the table At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,Tax his mule,Teach him taxesAre the rule.
Tax his work,Tax his pay,He works for peanutsAnyway!
Tax his cow,Tax his goat,Tax his pants,Tax his coat.
†Tax his ties Tax his shirt, Tax his work,Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,Tax his drink,Tax him if he Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,Tax his beers,If he criesTax his tears.
†Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass.
Tax all he hasThen let him knowThat you won't be doneTill he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him tillHe's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,Tax his grave,Tax the sod inWhich he's laid.
Put these wordsUpon his tomb,"Taxes drove me to my doom..."
†When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to applyThe inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable TaxBuilding Permit TaxCDL license TaxCigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax Dog License Tax Excise Taxes Federal Income Tax
†Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)Fishing License TaxFood License Tax
†Fuel Permit Tax Gasoline Tax (44.75 cents per gallon) Gross Receipts Tax
†Hunting License TaxInheritance Tax Inventory Tax
†IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) Liquor Tax
†Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Personal Property Tax
†Property TaxReal Estate TaxService Charge TaxSocial Security TaxRoad Usage Tax
Sales TaxRecreational Vehicle TaxSchool TaxState Income Tax
†State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) Telephone¬ Federal Excise Tax
†Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
†Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring & Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local TaxTelephone Usage Charge Tax Utility Taxes
†Vehicle License Registration¬ TaxVehicle Sales Tax Watercraft Registration Tax
† Well Permit Tax Workers Compensation Tax
THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no¬ national debt, had the largest middleclass in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What has happened? Can you spell "politicians?"
But people have to vote for the politicians who cause such to happen, either by an affirmative vote or by their apathy of not registering and not voting!
†And I still have to "press 1" for English!?
†I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times!!!!!
YOU can help it get there!!!!
GO AHEAD - - - BE A GOD FEARING AND GOD HONORING AMERICAN!!!!!!
PASS IT ON//AMDG

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